FEELING ANXIOUS? – Take a deep breath
LOST YOUR JOB? – Find another one
CAN’T GET A JOB? – Hire yourself
DON’T HAVE MONEY TO START ON YOUR OWN? – Borrow from someone
CAN’T THINK OF IDEAS? – Think of a problem you can solve
DON’T HAVE MOTIVATION? – Look at your bank balance
NEED SUPPORT? – Ask a friend
FRIEND REFUSES TO HELP? – Ask another one
DON’T HAVE FRIENDS? – Make friendship with strangers
WHERE TO FIND STRANGERS? – Go do some social service
NOT SURE WHAT SOCIAL SERVICE TO DO? – Go help Sonu Sood
DON’T KNOW SONU SOOD? – Check social media
ADDICTED TO SOCIAL MEDIA? – Surrender phone to your spouse
SPOUSE IS PISSED OFF WITH YOU? – Listen more. Speak less.
UNHAPPY WITH SPOUSE? – Show some empathy.
UNHAPPY WITH YOURSELF? – Go eat ice cream
WANT TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY? – Go sell ice cream
STILL NOTHING IS WORKING? – Take a deep breath
P.S. NOT GETTING SLEEP AT 3 AM? – Write a blog post in your head. (like I did in this case!)